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E 'dead bad, and' the bad guy dead, and 'the bad guy dead, and' the bad guy dead, and 'the bad guy dead, and' the evil dead ....

we won. The captain goes out looking for a fucking book nonsoché piracy, to cleanup the nonsocosa of granzkdfjfbigus gnagnagnagna ... looking for a book. Place

not find it, but at least the guards find us and told to leave. We do it in a rather egregious and while we're getting back on the ship we see the school on fire because of the fire by the guards. I think the old man is still waiting to be opened the brothel, almost almost makes me passionate. But then I do not care and passed on.

On the boat I can build a deck with balls: comfortable, soft and smelling of woman. Just as I like. The captain is locked in to speak with authority (he's crazy!) And I am talking to them that Peach Bomb virtues of Toom, with whom he has managed to scratch the guns in 5 minutes. To think that they wore one at a time without using your hands!

Pesco a tuna. Nature, are good and use the right bait before taking him into the kitchen and decided to start a race with Bomb who cook better. After destroying the kitchen and traumatized Hilary, that his tuna is better than mine. But we finished everything and the captain did not seem happy. But who cares cares, as my grandfather always says when it comes out out of the house naked, like a sea worm. The good thing is when nfa Hilary gives us some sweets and the result is striking: Bomb dries on the toilet, flooding the bay shit, so we feel that arrives in a boat of activists says: fuck, do not start GIA ' NOW?? I

Chicago for three hours, but then I'm with a splendor and Bomb waiting to finish dying. Hilary brings us the rum I drank to his neck. Sbrumo for 3 hours. We spent the night to die, and Eddy goes into the city from what we are told and then falls to the press strangely. Now it's dirty shit-vomit-vomit-shit and it stinks to be sick. Somehow we bring it about.

Hilary should die. We look around the ship, and finally find it hidden behind the kitchen. We're going to Zompa him when we fall asleep.

I wake up the captain yells to me something about him that you can not kill the cook and blablablablablablablabla etc etc etc ... I feel a bit 'strange ..... I feel weak knees and forehead sweating ...

BAM!

Who the fuck ARE SEWAGE asshole coprophagia cannibal DICK! WHAT WE DO ABOUT THIS tub? AND ABOVE ALL DO NOT ALLOW THE INSULT MY MOTHER, filthy worms that people like you I've seen many, all DEAD.

I get a slap! Who am I? Who are you? Above all, what the fuck am I doing here? I see a fag, one who feels like a god and a very experienced diarrhea. I hope it's a dream.

I'm on a ship? I'm a pirate?

I believe ....

took me to a secret, along a corridor, where a dirty storage meat runs towards us screaming. Dies, but that was proved by the diarrhea does explode in a blaze of shit, amputating his arm. There were more. Still he does to throw a grenade, when it falls on his head and now he is to explode in a blaze of shit (but little). In another

corrdoio find a puddle of water. I am about to dive when the filthy beasts attack me. I run out and even playing with the shooting fag we can beat them. Stupid fish shit.

We ride and we arrive at a school turned to ashes. The captain finds a trap door and we slipped inside. We find a woman in a room, English, which only insults me with his eyes. Survivors of the drunkard crew.

In a large hall meet many idiots Reeks, and dead bats and a bit 'all and 2. After an incredible struggle, in which a wood fire in the teeth of the captain, breaking a lot, we can defeat them, but I fell on the ground exhausted. The captain finds a book in which everything seems to mirror and is pleased with how my grandfather who finds a penny on the ground.

CACOJE? What the fuck did you say? I TAKE IT THAT YOU WANT THE GUTS AND THEY DO A SERIES FOR THE NEXT THAT offends me? SO 'THEN squeezes around his neck as a warning for idiots!

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mangy dogs on deck!

Dear comrades travel
not know how to talk to mushy soft pussy - noisily pulling up his nose and wipes away a tear with the edge of the sleeve dirty - but is was a real honor to ride the generous and whores water with you and ... - Adds a little 'embarrassment - all hairy bastards that have ruled on this wood.
Now is my hot and humid potervelo proudly announce the new guns were definitely prepared and calibrated for non-violently deflowered this beautiful piece of wood.
Captain, my captain, will not call piscialletto is more: it seems that you still have all the paraphernalia in its place - is a slap on the hip by the captain, after the trial was withdrawn to avoid the `Palpatine control - This means that you know get off the ass even turnips more rough and wrinkled. Well, I'm ready, Captain!
And you Biondopelo, - is a peremptory tone toward the Nordic partner of "fuck" - you can not ammosciarti that way! I have seen, what do you think, with those sluts: one of the most virile erection that a man can give to a girl craving. See `to bring as strong when it comes to spanking children ugly and bad ... and, I say, even more smelly and rotting of the balls was Tarzanello!
While you, uh - shows a fairly embarrassing -, Notastorta, uh, remember that the meat does not suck, but you chew!
And, now, where it may filibuster that red eye has promised me two beautiful steaks rare?! Assured me that are fat like the breasts of Madam Abundance - the figurehead of the ship -.
Hey you ...

... and his voice goes below deck in search of "new" cook psychopath.

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Scene: night, everyone is asleep, little by little the dawn is approaching, the sun is rising and miss very few minutes to a delirious new day . Of course in this vessel decelebrati you can not sleep like that shellfish Poseidon wants. That spineless idiot that allowed Eddy to be born now freed him to scream .... idiot ....

screams I do not know which ship, I do not care, I'm not the captain, so I'll keep dreaming and face the strange thing, which I do not remember the name and how you use ... cabbage, as it was?? ah, yes ... DONNA ....

hear footsteps, two people, I bet you are the captain and Leandro ... from that today is good day, fishing with the bard ... I wonder if the fish like the music ...

AND FUCK THE BELL TOLLS ... I understand, I'm raising ...

here comes a ship and the captain is upset ... believe that we will kill some deranged Navy ... tells us to take a low profile, and I now I'm going to hide behind the parapet, ready to intervene.

It spreads a voice ... Long John is coming to visit us! other shouts, but obviously there is none, they are praying to the god Flynn, fever seizes them in the colon ...

perfect. The captain yells, Eddy yells, screams Cantor, Poetry makes the contrarian and shut up.

Here comes the Captain and retired to talk to Flynn, greatly agitated. E 'Cantor mad because he has the most colorful of his clothes, but do you think?? I have one shirt and I feel it too ... Bomb while flushing with vomiting, from Cantor that he drank a bit 'too much ... says he's okay, you feel clean ...

as my grandfather used to say: " xé taste flavors, dehydrated locksmith fly shit." Now I understand fully that ...

we need to travel, but to where no one knows, the captain takes us a bit 'random, says that we must follow a map that lights up and represents a precise point ... but I pretend to nothing and continued on my way.

not anything interesting happens, the Finns have finally ceased to identify with the pants, because the Frocese watches them licking his chops.

arrival in port and Eddy leaves immediately under the pretext of collecting information. In fact I think he wants to be kidnapped and raped again.

We go first class in a tavern, where even the waitresses are dressed ...

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SOBER !!!!!!!!

Captain guides us towards a bardic school, where he must "take a book." I ship with two Finns Ubald to take gunpowder, so that the escort and prevent chinque to breach the yellow.

The school is deserted, decrepit and unoccupied for years. An old man is convinced that we have to build in a brothel and then put it politely in line. I open the door in a Nordic (in back) and we are in a room that has two flights of stairs.

Climb the first and a familiar smell hits us: this is the smell of Bomb! but he is on the ship, then who the fuck is for Berta sacred beard??

open the door next to me: there are two dead on the bed. I open the window when they get up and attack me. Now grab the first and shattered, after the captain made a hole in my stomach. I turn quickly disintegrated and the second one. The room is obviously empty.

Esco.

Second room: same script, but the dead are 6, 3 Flyyn it burns and I save the life of Eddy, crushing it in front of him a creature who had taken a liking to. In return he sings my deeds ... I am proud of me!

Third room: ditto. But by Eddy gets a smell of fresh piss, unmistakable. Try to ignore it, but we realized ... I hope that there are bands on the ship, so the losses are controlled.

He goes to seek refuge in the bathroom, where he is attacked by a tentacled creature that dies, not before talking dirty with acid.

We reach the last room of the corridor: the open and 18 creatures jump on us: we begin to fight, but of course half of them threw me against. Hit me and I fall into unconsciousness.

I hear a huge roar of the flames and immediately envelop the room. Flynn set fire to a bottle of Rum and the beasts are burning. Unfortunately, Hugh and Tza not have made it and are lying dead.

Tomorrow we will fish.

Ubald is very unhappy with the death of Tza and weaves a eulogy during the night. The other Finns are not disappointed: it was what Hugh had longer there and now Toom, the runner is happy.

The next day I resumed almost and we return to explore the other corridor. We arrived in a big living room, full of undead. At the center is a table and above it a creature slightly bigger than the others, who speak our language. Attack us.

went back to grab a knife that was about to fall on his head (go blank) when I see something strange: Flynn stands resolute, surrounded by a white aura that I had never seen, even at the brothel to brothel and I will I have seen so many, takes the gun from a Leandro sweating with excitement. Take aim and shoot: I almost quit the bullet from the barrel, turn around and slip with absolute precision in the head of the wicked. Then nothing, cries out, make my compliments to Flynn, even poetry has been hit by the grace of gesture and started to cry and then slip back into silence, overcome.

Eddy applauds

Ubald kneels

Toom goes down his pants as if he were on his member that we won the State of Toom

applauds

all applaud the State of Toom

Perfect: the villains were defeated, the captain is practically a god and we have cleaned up a place that may now become that for which it was built: BORDELLO!!

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