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Scene: night, everyone is asleep, little by little the dawn is approaching, the sun is rising and miss very few minutes to a delirious new day . Of course in this vessel decelebrati you can not sleep like that shellfish Poseidon wants. That spineless idiot that allowed Eddy to be born now freed him to scream .... idiot ....
screams I do not know which ship, I do not care, I'm not the captain, so I'll keep dreaming and face the strange thing, which I do not remember the name and how you use ... cabbage, as it was?? ah, yes ... DONNA ....
hear footsteps, two people, I bet you are the captain and Leandro ... from that today is good day, fishing with the bard ... I wonder if the fish like the music ...
AND FUCK THE BELL TOLLS ... I understand, I'm raising ...
here comes a ship and the captain is upset ... believe that we will kill some deranged Navy ... tells us to take a low profile, and I now I'm going to hide behind the parapet, ready to intervene.
It spreads a voice ... Long John is coming to visit us! other shouts, but obviously there is none, they are praying to the god Flynn, fever seizes them in the colon ...
perfect. The captain yells, Eddy yells, screams Cantor, Poetry makes the contrarian and shut up.
Here comes the Captain and retired to talk to Flynn, greatly agitated. E 'Cantor mad because he has the most colorful of his clothes, but do you think?? I have one shirt and I feel it too ... Bomb while flushing with vomiting, from Cantor that he drank a bit 'too much ... says he's okay, you feel clean ...
as my grandfather used to say: " xé taste flavors, dehydrated locksmith fly shit." Now I understand fully that ...
we need to travel, but to where no one knows, the captain takes us a bit 'random, says that we must follow a map that lights up and represents a precise point ... but I pretend to nothing and continued on my way.
not anything interesting happens, the Finns have finally ceased to identify with the pants, because the Frocese watches them licking his chops.
arrival in port and Eddy leaves immediately under the pretext of collecting information. In fact I think he wants to be kidnapped and raped again.
We go first class in a tavern, where even the waitresses are dressed ...
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SOBER !!!!!!!!
Captain guides us towards a bardic school, where he must "take a book." I ship with two Finns Ubald to take gunpowder, so that the escort and prevent chinque to breach the yellow.
The school is deserted, decrepit and unoccupied for years. An old man is convinced that we have to build in a brothel and then put it politely in line. I open the door in a Nordic (in back) and we are in a room that has two flights of stairs.
Climb the first and a familiar smell hits us: this is the smell of Bomb! but he is on the ship, then who the fuck is for Berta sacred beard??
open the door next to me: there are two dead on the bed. I open the window when they get up and attack me. Now grab the first and shattered, after the captain made a hole in my stomach. I turn quickly disintegrated and the second one. The room is obviously empty.
Esco.
Second room: same script, but the dead are 6, 3 Flyyn it burns and I save the life of Eddy, crushing it in front of him a creature who had taken a liking to. In return he sings my deeds ... I am proud of me!
Third room: ditto. But by Eddy gets a smell of fresh piss, unmistakable. Try to ignore it, but we realized ... I hope that there are bands on the ship, so the losses are controlled.
He goes to seek refuge in the bathroom, where he is attacked by a tentacled creature that dies, not before talking dirty with acid.
We reach the last room of the corridor: the open and 18 creatures jump on us: we begin to fight, but of course half of them threw me against. Hit me and I fall into unconsciousness.
I hear a huge roar of the flames and immediately envelop the room. Flynn set fire to a bottle of Rum and the beasts are burning. Unfortunately, Hugh and Tza not have made it and are lying dead.
Tomorrow we will fish.
Ubald is very unhappy with the death of Tza and weaves a eulogy during the night. The other Finns are not disappointed: it was what Hugh had longer there and now Toom, the runner is happy.
The next day I resumed almost and we return to explore the other corridor. We arrived in a big living room, full of undead. At the center is a table and above it a creature slightly bigger than the others, who speak our language. Attack us.
went back to grab a knife that was about to fall on his head (go blank) when I see something strange: Flynn stands resolute, surrounded by a white aura that I had never seen, even at the brothel to brothel and I will I have seen so many, takes the gun from a Leandro sweating with excitement. Take aim and shoot: I almost quit the bullet from the barrel, turn around and slip with absolute precision in the head of the wicked. Then nothing, cries out, make my compliments to Flynn, even poetry has been hit by the grace of gesture and started to cry and then slip back into silence, overcome.
Eddy applauds
Ubald kneels
Toom goes down his pants as if he were on his member that we won the State of Toom
applauds
all applaud the State of Toom
Perfect: the villains were defeated, the captain is practically a god and we have cleaned up a place that may now become that for which it was built: BORDELLO!!
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