BACKGROUND: nut wished that Eddie was "sexist, racist or other bias", so my interpretation is pure! Not to mention the fact that there is an objective point of view (it's not a bard?). The city of
Repdenzel is radiant and full of opportunities! My audience, as was obvious to expect, she loves me! Lead my talent to the city squares fruit always enormous wealth! Right now I have accumulated a good amount of extra money, it's time for some healthy downing a bottle of rum! What better place than the "Golden Crab"? Here dwell the epic heroes and adventurers with parrot feathers that hang from elegant hats! It is not uncommon to find several young women eager to show guests the gifts that Mother Nature has given them! While on the lips to the last drops of the tenth glass of alcohol, without feeling any tremor or dizziness, I realize that sits at the counter that pimp of Long John! I do not doubt his abilities, but polish the backsides of the Red Company is not real pirates
adventure ... Along with John Long to drink his health a sailor proud! Do not be surprised if I could do something other than scraping algae ... But it's too sure of himself, John Long did not take long to close.
later are forced to witness the worst insult that can cause a local reputation as the "Golden Crab"! A human figure filthy, vulgar, which gives off an unbearable stench enters ... Not only that many customers do not care as he scratches vigorously at the horse ... I wonder why it is so much showing off her itching scrotum ... And if it takes too averglielo noted for! Fortunately, after a short time comes ... We need more rum!
is that Long John is drawing near, apparently wants to offer me a job! But I'm a high-level musical entertainer, I do not accept work for anyone! It must be something exciting or paid very, very good to catch my attention. Long John tells me that it has made unparalleled enterprise, worthy of the great compositions Saravia! In fact after about twenty pages of notes I realize that her stories are pure fantasy, full of contradictions and absolutely not credible for the audience ... But only the most naive idea that they could compete with Saravia spurs me to make an effort and groped my work finally! Long John thinks he's clever, but I more!
Later Long John gathers his new crew to the ship for Olidammara, what did I mess ... The crew is composed by the swordsman with his snobbish and ugly of the first man that just stinks ... Not talk of the ship seems to me a real tub ... But no one pointed out to the poor state of Long John foresail? Let's see if someone will notice them seriously, until then I'll know not anything, then I will offer a fair price! The swordsman, Flynn, then a little 'dumb ... I tell my simple enough for him to believe the lies that I know nothing sail! Ahaha who knows when I will face that will be essential!
Long John continues to tell its fake stories, and I have given the form of a poem!
Then I was entrusted with a mission: to create a diversion for an armory of military port! Finally a chance for me to a new audience of faithful listeners: the guards of Repdenzel frustrated!
It sets the time of the meeting, I still have a long time. I take and the first salary I go to Long John to stock alcohol in order to give greater force to my strong artistic inspiration! Meanwhile I go training exercise at the brothel Greta Moire is a paradise for those seeking the finest legs of the region! Women from the simple but direct way, which gladden the hearts of men who have had fascinating adventures at sea! To give a touch of magic in this most incredible place I begin to give vent to my voice and superb pluck the strings of my precious metal lute! Part of a dance collective in which the floating skirts with a harmonious rhythm that fits in with my music! The admiration is so much that lead Vango exit in triumph!
I still have an hour ... Well, it's time to dedicate to one of my favorite activities: to build on the gossip of the locals to have more information as you can! E 'crucial to know one thing: that individual filthy, foul language from easy, with a cigar between his lips constantly, which goes under the name Brody Bomb (that little style ...) was never washed in his life? No, Olidammara, never! For all the marine animals, I have to share my faithful audience of admirers with a man, if that can be defined, with a reputation for never having known the soap! I'll have to talk to Long John, the employment contract must be redefined! At the appointed hour
exercising my undeniable charm to the guards alerted by the armor while leaving the port after a titanic explosion! Made me sit around and listen eagerly to my story about the origin of the castanets crab I always carry with me! Then it's time to escape and reach the ship is setting sail! With incredible game worthy of a master acrobat, I can catch the fly with a jump rope lanciatami phenomenal! I receive the applause of the crew! After all they call me Eddie Lynx!
note of the master. The abrdo has fallen into ruinous acuq becoming a figure of shit on an epic scale, skimming heresy .. : P
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